{"id":414,"date":"2020-03-03T11:43:36","date_gmt":"2020-03-03T09:43:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dragos-serban.ro\/carti\/?p=414"},"modified":"2023-10-24T14:31:01","modified_gmt":"2023-10-24T12:31:01","slug":"moftul-roman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dragos-serban.ro\/carti\/moftul-roman.html","title":{"rendered":"Moftul rom\u00e2n"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u2014 Moftul rom\u00e2n a \u00eenviat!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Adev\u0103rat a-nviat!<\/p>\n<p>Iat\u0103 cuvintele cu cari trebuie s\u0103 se salute \u00een aceste zile de s\u0103rb\u0103tori to\u021bi nepo\u021bii divului Traian, to\u021bi aceia \u00een vinele c\u0103rora curge s\u00e2nge de roman.<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 mai a\u0219ternem aci o program\u0103 a Moftului rom\u00e2n, credem de prisos. Sunt opt ani acu de c\u00e2nd aceast\u0103 foaie a v\u0103zut lumina pentru \u00eent\u00e2ia dat\u0103. Voim a fi consecven\u021bi, \u0219i astfel d\u0103m drept program acelea\u0219i linii pe cari le-am pus \u00een fruntea acestei foi la prima-i apari\u021bie.<\/p>\n<p>Eu: Ce mai spun gazetele, nene?<\/p>\n<p>Nenea: Mofturi\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p><center>*<\/center>Eu: Ce era azi la Camer\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>D. deputat: Mofturi\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p><center>*<\/center>Un cer\u0219etor degerat: F\u0103-\u021bi poman\u0103: mor de foame!<\/p>\n<p>U n domn cu bund\u0103: Mofturi\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p><center>*<\/center>Un june cu revolverul \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103: Acrivi\u021bo! dac\u0103 nu m\u0103 iube\u0219ti, m\u0103 omor!<\/p>\n<p>D-ra Acrivi\u021ba (f\u0103c\u00e2nd dou\u0103 gropi\u021be asasine \u00een obraji): Mofturi!<\/p>\n<p><center>*<\/center>Dr. Babe\u0219: Feri\u021bi-v\u0103 de apa nefiltrat\u0103: are germenii tutulor boalelor.<\/p>\n<p>Un mitocan (fudul): Mofturi!<\/p>\n<p><center>*<\/center>Eu: Dar domnii X&#8230; Y&#8230; Z&#8230; n-au nici un merit, nici o capacitate, nici un talent spre a fi pu\u0219i \u00een fruntea unor institu\u021biuni cari&#8230; \u0219i \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it despre onestitate&#8230; de!<\/p>\n<p>Un amic (t\u0103indu-mi vorba \u0219i d\u00e2nd din umeri): Mofturi!<\/p>\n<p><center>*<\/center>Pacientul (foarte impacient): Doctore, mor!<\/p>\n<p>Doctorul (foarte lini\u0219tit): Mofturi\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p><center>*<\/center>Librarul: Iat\u0103 o carte nou\u0103, foarte interesant\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Un june cult (d\u00e2nd cu dispre\u021b volumul la o parte): Moft!<\/p>\n<p><center>*<\/center>Un ipohondru: Ar trebui mai mult\u0103 \u00eengrijire: doamne fere\u0219te! s\u0103 nu ne pomenim la prim\u0103var\u0103 cu ciuma!<\/p>\n<p>D. primar (foarte serios): Mofturi!<\/p>\n<p><center>*<\/center>Un cet\u0103\u021bean: S\u0103ri\u021bi!<\/p>\n<p>D. procuror (gr\u0103bindu-se s\u0103 suie la club): Mofturi!<\/p>\n<p><center>*<\/center>Eu: Eu crez c\u0103 de ast\u0103 dat\u0103 guvernul a avut dreptate.<\/p>\n<p>Un pesimist suprimat (scr\u00e2\u0219nind fieros): Mofturi!<\/p>\n<p><center>*<\/center>Eu: Trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103rturisim, cu toat\u0103 p\u0103rerea de r\u0103u, c\u0103 \u00een administra\u021bie&#8230; uneori se fur\u0103 foarte des.<\/p>\n<p>Un optimist r\u0103mas \u00een slujb\u0103 (z\u00e2mbind foarte blajin): Mofturi!<\/p>\n<p><center>*<\/center>Un orator opozant: C\u00e2teodat\u0103, autorit\u0103\u021bile&#8230; prin abuz de putere, se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 prea de multe ori s\u0103 comit\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Un ministru: Mofturi!<\/p>\n<p><center>*<\/center>Un tat\u0103 de familie: Am auzit c\u0103 de la o vreme se-ntinde printre o seam\u0103 de tineri din Bucure\u0219ti ni\u0219te apuc\u0103turi oribile.<\/p>\n<p>Un altul cu mai mul\u021bi copii (r\u00e2z\u00e2nd): Mofturi\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p><center>*<\/center>X&#8230;: M\u00e2ine sear\u0103 e o eclips\u0103 de lun\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Z&#8230;: Mofturi!<\/p>\n<p><center>*<\/center>Iar Eu: A propos, iese o gazet\u0103 nou\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Publicul: Moft\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p><center>*<\/center>Moft! Mofturi!<\/p>\n<p>O, Moft! tu e\u0219ti pecetea \u0219i deviza vremei noastre. Silab\u0103 vast\u0103 cu ne\u021b\u0103rmurit cuprins, \u00een tine \u00eencap a\u0219a de comod nenum\u0103rate \u00een\u021belesuri: bucurii \u0219i necazuri, merit \u0219i infamie, vin\u0103 \u0219i p\u0103\u021benie, drept, datorie, sentimente, interese, convingeri, politic\u0103, cium\u0103, lingoare, difterit\u0103, sibaritism, vi\u021biuri distrug\u0103toare, suferin\u021b\u0103, mizerie, talent \u0219i imbecilitate, eclipse de lun\u0103 \u0219i de minte, trecut, prezent, viitor \u2014 toate, toate cu un singur cuv\u00e2nt le numim noi rom\u00e2nii moderni, scurt: MOFT.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen genere na\u021biile mari au c\u00e2te un dar sau vreo meteahn\u0103 specific\u0103: englezii au spleenul, ru\u0219ii nihilismul, francezii l\u2019engouement, [&#8230;] spaniolii morga, italienii vendetta etc.; rom\u00e2nii au Moftul!<\/p>\n<p>Tr\u0103iasc\u0103 dar Moftul rom\u00e2n!<\/p>\n<p>Foaia ce reapare ast\u0103zi, cu titlul ei eminamente na\u021bional, sper\u0103m c\u0103 va fi formula sincer\u0103 \u0219i exact\u0103 a spiritului nostru public.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i acuma, drag\u0103 Moftule, mergi iar de-\u021bi f\u0103 \u0219i tu rostul \u00een lumea asta. Locul t\u0103u aici este, a ta e vremea de ast\u0103zi.<\/p>\n<p>Arunc\u00e2ndu-te din nou la lumin\u0103, strig\u0103m cu toat\u0103 c\u0103ldura: Dumnezeul p\u0103rin\u021bilor no\u0219tri, el care a \u0219tiut totdeauna s\u0103 protege Rom\u00e2nia, aib\u0103-te \u00een sf\u00e2nta sa paz\u0103! deie-\u021bi norocul ce-l merit\u0103 orice moft rom\u00e2n pe acest p\u0103m\u00e2nt stropit cu s\u00e2ngele martirilor de la 11 iunie 1848, 11 fevruarie 1866, 8 august 1870 \u0219i 14 martie 1888 \u0219. cl., \u0219. cl.<\/p>\n<p>Publicului rom\u00e2n, care-\u021bi este tot sprijinul, \u00eei zicem: ajut\u0103-ne \u0219i Dumnezeu te va ajuta; iar \u021bie-\u021bi dorim: Moftul rom\u00e2n s\u0103 fii, dar caut\u0103 pe c\u00e2t se poate de nu fi moft!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2014 Moftul rom\u00e2n a \u00eenviat! \u2014 Adev\u0103rat a-nviat! Iat\u0103 cuvintele cu cari trebuie s\u0103 se salute \u00een aceste zile de s\u0103rb\u0103tori to\u021bi nepo\u021bii divului Traian, to\u021bi aceia \u00een vinele c\u0103rora curge s\u00e2nge de roman. S\u0103 mai a\u0219ternem aci o program\u0103 a Moftului rom\u00e2n, credem de prisos. Sunt opt ani acu de c\u00e2nd aceast\u0103 foaie a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[15],"class_list":["post-414","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ion-luca-caragiale-nuvele","tag-ion-luca-caragiale"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dragos-serban.ro\/carti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dragos-serban.ro\/carti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dragos-serban.ro\/carti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dragos-serban.ro\/carti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dragos-serban.ro\/carti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=414"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dragos-serban.ro\/carti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":415,"href":"https:\/\/www.dragos-serban.ro\/carti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414\/revisions\/415"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dragos-serban.ro\/carti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dragos-serban.ro\/carti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dragos-serban.ro\/carti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}