{"id":372,"date":"2020-03-03T11:07:08","date_gmt":"2020-03-03T09:07:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dragos-serban.ro\/carti\/?p=372"},"modified":"2023-10-24T14:31:01","modified_gmt":"2023-10-24T12:31:01","slug":"accelerat-no-17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dragos-serban.ro\/carti\/accelerat-no-17.html","title":{"rendered":"Accelerat no. 17"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un individ purt\u00e2nd pe umeri o \u0219ub\u0103 larg\u0103, cu o c\u0103ciul\u0103 mare pe ceaf\u0103, st\u0103 la mas\u0103 \u00een restaurantul G\u0103rii de Nord \u0219i bea ceai. Are un geamantan de p\u00e2nz\u0103 cu cercuri de tinichea al\u0103turi pe un scaun, \u0219i pe mas\u0103 un sac de piele neagr\u0103, prin m\u0103nu\u0219a c\u0103ruia \u00ee\u0219i \u021bine petrecut\u0103 bine m\u00e2na st\u00e2ng\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la \u00eencheietura bra\u021bului. Dup\u0103 figur\u0103, dup\u0103 maniere \u0219i port, trebuie s\u0103 fie vreun negustor, ori arenda\u0219 din provincie.<\/p>\n<p>Un domn bine \u00eembr\u0103cat, blan\u0103 cu guler de astrahan \u0219i c\u0103ciuli\u021b\u0103 asemenea, bea cafea la alt\u0103 mas\u0103, fumeaz\u0103 \u0219i se uit\u0103 din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd c\u0103tre provincial, care nu ia seama de loc c\u0103-l observ\u0103 cineva. \u00cen acela\u0219i timp, domnul trage cu ochii la u\u0219\u0103: a\u0219teapt\u0103 desigur pe cineva, \u0219i cu ner\u0103bdare.<\/p>\n<p>Negustorul pl\u0103te\u0219te ceaiul. \u00cendat\u0103, iat\u0103 \u0219i hamalul vine s\u0103-i spun\u0103 c\u0103 trenul a tras la peron; \u00eei ia geamantanul de p\u00e2nz\u0103 \u0219i vrea s\u0103-i ia \u0219i sacul de piele, ca s\u0103-l u\u0219ureze pe pasager; dar acesta \u00ee\u0219i trage repede m\u00e2na cu sacul \u0219i refuz\u0103 serviciul. Sacul nu e mare, dar trebuie s\u0103 fie greu, fiindc\u0103 pasagerul, ridic\u00e2ndu-se, trebuie s\u0103-l \u021bin\u0103 \u0219i de dedesubt cu m\u00e2na dreapt\u0103. Hamalul porne\u0219te spre u\u0219\u0103; negustorul dup\u0103 el.<\/p>\n<p>Domnul, care n-a sc\u0103pat din ochi nici o mi\u0219care, s-a ridicat \u0219i el \u0219i porne\u0219te pe urma negustorului la c\u00e2\u021biva pa\u0219i.<\/p>\n<p>Negustorul s-a suit \u00eentr-un vagon de clasa \u00eent\u00e2ia, \u0219i \u0219ade pe coridor cu sacul lui \u00een bra\u021be.<\/p>\n<p>Domnul se plimb\u0103 de colo p\u00e2n\u0103 colo pe peron, tr\u0103g\u00e2nd cu ochiul aci c\u0103tr\u0103 partea pe unde vin pasagerii, aci c\u0103tr\u0103 geamul la care st\u0103 \u00een picioare omul cu sacul, pe c\u00e2nd acesta se uit\u0103 foarte distrat pe geam la mi\u0219carea de pe peron.<\/p>\n<p>Mai sunt cinci minute&#8230;<span id=\"238\" class=\"pagenum\" title=\"Pagin\u0103:Ion Luca Caragiale - Opere. Volumul 1 - Nuvele \u0219i schi\u021be.djvu\/238\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Domnul de pe peron se vede bine c\u0103 fierbe de ner\u0103bdare&#8230; \u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it, un om \u00eembr\u0103cat modest, un fel de fecior de cas\u0103, f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-\u0219i greu loc prin mul\u021bime, sose\u0219te g\u00e2f\u00e2ind cu un geamantan frumos de piele ruseasc\u0103, cu un tartan \u0219i cu un bilet de clasa \u00eent\u00e2ia.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dobitocule! era s\u0103 m\u0103 faci s\u0103 scap trenul!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Apoi, lu\u00e2ndu-\u0219i bagajul \u0219i biletul, trage la o parte pe fecior \u0219i \u00eei \u0219opte\u0219te pripit \u0219i cu un aer foarte sever.<\/p>\n<p>Mai sunt dou\u0103 minute.<\/p>\n<p>Domnul, ajutat de fecior, se suie \u00een vagon unde e negustorul. Acesta, \u00eendat\u0103 ce s-a suit domnul, trece din coridor \u00een cupeu, pe c\u00e2nd domnul face fel de fel de semne de inteligen\u021b\u0103 feciorului s\u0103u, care st\u0103 drept \u00een fa\u021b\u0103-i pe peron.<\/p>\n<p>Fluierul \u00eent\u00e2i&#8230; Apoi numaidec\u00e2t al doilea&#8230; Fr\u00e2nele se desfac&#8230; Trenul a pornit.<\/p>\n<p>Domnul intr\u0103 \u00een cupeu dup\u0103 negustor, care s-a dezbr\u0103cat de \u0219ub\u0103 \u0219i \u0219ade cu sacul pe m\u00e2n\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Bonsoar, zice domnul.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Bonsoar, r\u0103spunde negustorul.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i domnul se a\u0219eaz\u0103 pe fotoliul din fa\u021b\u0103, dup\u0103 ce \u0219i-a pus geamantanul \u00een plas\u0103 \u0219i tartanul la c\u0103p\u0103t\u00e2i. Doi-trei kilometri t\u0103cere.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Merge\u021bi departe? \u00eentreab\u0103 domnul.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 De! departe \u0219i nu departe&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 &#8230;?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 P\u00e2n\u0103 la M\u0103r\u0103\u0219e\u0219ti&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 P\u00e2n\u0103 la M\u0103r\u0103\u0219e\u0219ti?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Da. Dar dv.?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u0218i eu tot p\u00e2n\u0103 la M\u0103r\u0103\u0219e\u0219ti.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Vezi?&#8230; Dup\u0103 daraveri&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Da, dup\u0103 daraveri. Dar dv.?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Tot dup\u0103 daraveri.<\/p>\n<p>Conductorul&#8230; Taie biletul domnului \u0219i \u00eentinde m\u00e2na c\u0103tr\u0103 negustor&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 753, zice omul, care pare c\u0103 deja mo\u021b\u0103ie, \u0219i pune m\u00e2na \u00een buzunar s\u0103 arate carta&#8230; Conductorul salut\u0103 \u0219i pleac\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ave\u021bi cart\u0103 permanent\u0103? \u00eentreab\u0103 domnul. Sunte\u021bi poate la Senat&#8230;<span id=\"239\" class=\"pagenum\" title=\"Pagin\u0103:Ion Luca Caragiale - Opere. Volumul 1 - Nuvele \u0219i schi\u021be.djvu\/239\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ba nu&#8230; am bilet de abonament&#8230; Am multe alerg\u0103turi \u0219i-mi vine mai ieftin&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Chitila&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Pu\u021bin\u0103 lume ast\u0103zi \u00een tren. \u00cen tot vagonul suntem numai noi \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 un pasager \u00een alt cupeu. E bine&#8230; putem dormi p\u00e2n\u0103 la M\u0103r\u0103\u0219e\u0219ti! zice domnul, lungindu-se pe fotoliuri \u0219i acoperindu-se cu tartanul.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 A! eu nu dorm niciodat\u0103 \u00een tren, zice negustorul&#8230; \u0218ti\u021bi, umblu cu bani&#8230; Punga\u0219i&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Frate, s\u0103 fie adev\u0103rat?&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ei, bravos! Nu s-a-nt\u00e2mplat \u0219i mai acu o lun\u0103?&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Eu, drept s\u0103-\u021bi spun, nu m-am g\u00e2ndit niciodat\u0103&#8230; S-o fi \u00eent\u00e2mplat a\u0219a o dat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Numa o dat\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u00cen clasa \u00eent\u00e2ia?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Tocmai \u00een clasa \u00eent\u00e2ia, fire\u0219te, zice negustorul. Mie, ce s\u0103-\u021bi spui? mi-e fric\u0103 al dracului. Mi se-nt\u00e2mpl\u0103 c\u00e2teodat\u0103 s\u0103 am sume mari cu mine&#8230; bunioar\u0103 ca acuma&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014\u00a0!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Glum\u0103 e s\u0103 m\u0103 arz\u0103 odat\u0103 cu o avere de om.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 &#8230;!!!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Patruzeci de mii de franci!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 &#8230;!!!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 S\u0103 fereasc\u0103 Dumnezeu! M-ar omor\u00ee! adaog\u0103 provincialul.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nu \u021bi se pare dumitale c\u0103 e prea cald aici? \u00eentreab\u0103 domnul, \u0219terg\u00e2ndu-se de sudoare.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nu \u2014 r\u0103spunde negustorul \u2014 e tocmai potrivit.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mie mi-e grozav de cald.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i domnul iese s\u0103 se r\u0103coreasc\u0103 pu\u021bin \u00een coridor.<\/p>\n<p>Peste c\u00e2teva momente, domnul se re\u00eentoarce la locul lui.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 M\u0103 rog \u2014 zice provincialul \u2014 trenul \u0103sta se mai opre\u0219te undeva p\u00e2n\u0103 la Ploe\u0219ti?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Da&#8230; la Peri\u0219, dou\u0103 minute.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 La Ploe\u0219ti, ne d\u0103m jos, s\u0103 lu\u0103rn c\u00e2te-o dulcea\u021b\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 &#8230;Ne d\u0103m, dac\u0103 vrei, zice domnul distrat, ca de pe alt\u0103 lume, \u0219i se tr\u00e2nte\u0219te s\u0103 doarm\u0103, \u00eenvelindu-se cu tartanul\u00a0<span id=\"240\" class=\"pagenum\" title=\"Pagin\u0103:Ion Luca Caragiale - Opere. Volumul 1 - Nuvele \u0219i schi\u021be.djvu\/240\"><\/span>peste cap.<\/p>\n<p>Trenul a plecat din Peri\u0219. Negustorul scoate un m\u0103r din buzunarul \u0219ubei \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 ron\u021b\u0103ie.<\/p>\n<p>Deodat\u0103 domnul se ridic\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Peste putin\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 dorm&#8230; teribil de cald!<\/p>\n<p>Apoi, d\u0103 geamantanul jos, \u00eel deschide \u0219i scoate un \u0219ipu\u0219or elegant; de\u0219urupeaz\u0103 dopul \u0219i ofer\u0103 negustorului.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Cognac&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mersi&#8230; De zece ani nu mai pun spirtoase \u00een gur\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 E extrafin&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mersi&#8230; Sunt oprit&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Domnul, m\u00e2hnit de refuz, \u00een\u0219urupeaz\u0103 la loc dopul, pune \u0219ipu\u0219orul \u00een geamantan, pe care-l arunc\u0103 iar \u00een plas\u0103. Apoi, sufl\u00e2nd greu de c\u0103ldur\u0103, iese iar\u0103\u0219i \u00een coridor, unde se plimba de colo p\u00e2n\u0103 colo.<\/p>\n<p>Provincialul se lunge\u0219te bine, pun\u00e2ndu-\u0219i sacul c\u0103p\u0103t\u00e2i.<\/p>\n<p>Conductorul:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Biletele pentru Ploe\u0219ti, domnilor!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Domnul din coridor d\u0103 discret biletul s\u0103u&#8230; \u0219i reintr\u0103 \u00een cupeu, tr\u0103g\u00e2nd u\u0219a cu mult\u0103 b\u0103gare de seam\u0103 ca s\u0103 nu deranjeze pe negustor, care are probabil inten\u021bii s\u0103 a\u021bipeasc\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Pute\u021bi umbla c\u00e2t de tare, zice omul culcat; nu dorm. Unde pot eu dormi?&#8230; M\u0103 las\u0103 s\u0103 dorm c\u0103p\u0103t\u00e2iul \u0103sta? \u0219i zic\u00e2nd asta, bate cu palma pe s\u0103cule\u021b, care sun\u0103 foarte plin.<\/p>\n<p>Domnul scoate portabacul \u0219i ofer\u0103 negustorului:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Regale&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mersi, zice omul cu sacul; de zece ani m-am lasat de tutun&#8230; Sunt oprit&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Apoi, dup\u0103 o pauz\u0103 lung\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Apropo, ziceai dumneata adineaori&#8230; de punga\u0219i&#8230; \u00een tren. S\u0103 vezi ce s-a-nt\u00e2mplat unui negustor, un prieten al meu!&#8230; Venea cu doi in\u0219i de la Roman \u00een clasa-nt\u00e2i&#8230; I-a luat vreo opt mii de lei&#8230; \u0218tii cum? Unul i-a tot dat s\u0103 bea ni\u0219te vin dulce cu dresuri, \u0219i altul i-a dat s\u0103 fumeze o \u021bigar\u0103, cu afion, cu dracu \u0219tie ce&#8230; A adormit omul bu\u0219tean&#8230; C\u00e2nd s-a trezit la Bucure\u0219ti cu capul buimac, er\u0103 singur \u00een vagon, \u0219i tot, blan\u0103, geamantan, bani, ceas, tot \u00eei luaser\u0103.<span id=\"241\" class=\"pagenum\" title=\"Pagin\u0103:Ion Luca Caragiale - Opere. Volumul 1 - Nuvele \u0219i schi\u021be.djvu\/241\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ei! i-o fi luat \u0219i inelele din deget, zice domnul, r\u00e2z\u00e2nd ciudat.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 De unde \u0219tii asta? \u00eentreab\u0103 iute negustorul. Apoi, dup\u0103 o pauz\u0103 scurt\u0103, r\u00e2z\u00e2nd \u0219i el:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Fire\u0219te c\u0103 i-a luat \u0219i inelele.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Intr\u0103m \u00een Ploe\u0219ti&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ne d\u0103m jos? \u00eentreab\u0103 provincialul, \u0219i, ridic\u00e2ndu-se, \u00ee\u0219i petrece m\u00e2na prin m\u0103nu\u0219a sacului \u0219i ia bunda pe umeri. Domnul st\u0103 o clip\u0103 la g\u00e2nduri; apoi:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ne d\u0103m&#8230; Nu-\u021bi iei \u2014 adaog\u0103 z\u00e2mbind ironic \u2014 \u0219i geamantanul?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 De geamantan nu-mi pas\u0103! c\u00e2teva boarfe de schimbat.<\/p>\n<p>Ploe\u0219ti&#8230; Trenul st\u0103 la peron.<\/p>\n<p>Negustorul coboar\u0103 cu sacul; domnul dup\u0103 el cu geamantanul de piele ruseasc\u0103 \u0219i tartanul&#8230; Dar, n-apuc\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 trei pa\u0219i, \u0219i dau piept \u00een piept cu doi vl\u0103jari, ni\u0219te mitocani, cari parc\u0103 le-ar \u021bine drumul. Domnul vrea s\u0103 dea pe de l\u0103turi.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Scurt mi\u0219carea! comand\u0103 cu autoritate negustorul, \u0219i cele dou\u0103 namile au \u0219i-nh\u0103\u021bat str\u00e2ns pe domnul, fiecare de c\u00e2te o m\u00e2n\u0103&#8230; Orice lupt\u0103 ar fi zadarnic\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Lua\u021bi-i sacul! ordon\u0103 aspru negustorul. Oamenii ascult\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Lega\u021bi-l bine!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Pe urm\u0103, c\u0103tr\u0103 domnul, care tremur\u0103 din toate \u00eencheieturile \u0219i nu protesteaz\u0103 c\u00e2tu\u0219i de pu\u021bin fa\u021b\u0103 cu a\u0219a s\u0103lb\u0103t\u0103cie:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Apoi, de c\u00e2nd m\u0103 freci, amice! c\u00e2t o s\u0103 umblu dup\u0103 d-ta?&#8230; Cognac, a?&#8230; extrafin&#8230; \u021aigarete, a?&#8230; Regale, a?&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un individ purt\u00e2nd pe umeri o \u0219ub\u0103 larg\u0103, cu o c\u0103ciul\u0103 mare pe ceaf\u0103, st\u0103 la mas\u0103 \u00een restaurantul G\u0103rii de Nord \u0219i bea ceai. 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