Judele de ocol:<\/i>\u00a0Care va s\u0103 zic\u0103, d-ta Leanca v\u0103duva, comersant\u0103 de b\u0103uturi spirtoase…<\/p>\n
Leanca:<\/i>\u00a0La Hanu Dracului…<\/p>\n
Jud.:<\/i>\u00a0\u0218tiu… Las\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103-ntreb.<\/p>\n
Leanca:<\/i>\u00a0Pl\u0103tim licen\u021ba, domn’ judec\u0103tor…<\/p>\n
Prevenitul:<\/i>\u00a0Oleo!<\/p>\n
Jud.:<\/i>\u00a0T\u0103cere!<\/p>\n
Leanca:<\/i>\u00a0…E p\u0103cat pentru mine, domn’ judec\u0103tor…<\/p>\n
Jud.:<\/i>\u00a0Las\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103 te-ntreb…<\/p>\n
Leanca:<\/i>\u00a0Te las…<\/p>\n
Jud.:<\/i>\u00a0Care va s\u0103 zic\u0103, d-ta Leanca v\u0103duva, comersant\u0103 de b\u0103uturi spirtoase, ce reclami de la prevenitul Iancu Zugravu?<\/p>\n
Leanca (cu emo\u021biune treptat\u0103):<\/i>\u00a0Eu, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u021bi, saru’ m\u00e2na, domn’ judec\u0103tor, eu sunt o fomeie s\u00e2rman\u0103, Dumnezeu m\u0103 \u0219tie cum m\u0103 chinuiesc pentru o p\u00e2ine… De-aia \u0219i pusesem de g\u00e2nd de la sf\u00e2ntu Gheorghe s\u0103 las pr\u0103v\u0103lia, care nu mai poate omul de at\u00e2tea angarale pentru ca s\u0103 mai m\u0103n\u00e2nce o buc\u0103\u021bic\u0103 de p\u00e2ine, \u0219i nu ne mai d\u0103 m\u00e2na s\u0103 pl\u0103tim licen\u021ba.<\/p>\n
Prevenitul:<\/i>\u00a0Licen\u021ba o pl\u0103te\u0219te domn’ Mitic\u0103.<\/p>\n
Leanca:<\/i>\u00a0Domn’ Mitic\u0103?… s\u0103 fie al dracului care minte?<\/p>\n
Jud.:\u00a0<\/i>T\u0103cere! Nimini n-are voie s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 nu-l \u00eentreb eu.<\/p>\n
Leanca:<\/i>\u00a0Dac\u0103 zice dumnealui c\u0103 domn’ Mitic\u0103!… Eu, domn’ judec\u0103tor, s\u0103ru’m\u00e2na, poci s\u0103 jur c\u0103 sunt curat\u0103 la sufletul meu!<\/p>\n
Jud.:<\/i>\u00a0Nu e vorba de asta!… Spune cum s-au petrecut lucrurile \u0219i ce reclami de la prevenit?<\/span><\/p>\n Leanca:<\/i>\u00a0Eu, domn’ judec\u0103tor, reclam, pardon, onoarea mea, care m-a-njurat, \u0219i clondirul cu trei chile mastic\u0103 prima, care venisem tomn-atunci cu birja de la domn’ Marinescu Bragadiru din pia\u021b\u0103, \u00eenc\u0103 chiar domn’ Tomi\u021ba zicea s\u0103-l iau \u00een birje…<\/p>\n Jud.:<\/i>\u00a0Pe cine s\u0103 iei \u00een birje?<\/p>\n Leanca:<\/i>\u00a0Clondirul… c\u0103 zicea…<\/p>\n Jud.:<\/i>\u00a0Cine zicea?<\/p>\n Leanca:<\/i>\u00a0Domn’ Toma… se sparge…<\/p>\n Jud.:<\/i>\u00a0Cine se sparge?<\/p>\n Leanca:<\/i>\u00a0Clondirul, domn’ judec\u0103tor!<\/p>\n Jud. (impacientat):<\/i>\u00a0Femeie, ce tot b\u00e2r\u00e2i?… R\u0103spunde odat\u0103 l\u0103murit la ce te-ntreb eu! Ce pretinzi d-ta acuma de la prevenit?<\/p>\n Leanca (cu volubilitate):<\/i>\u00a0Onoarea mea, domn’ judec\u0103tor, care m-a-njurat dumnealui, pardon facu-\u021bi \u0219i dregu-\u021bi, \u0219i mi-a spart clondirul, c\u0103 nu vrea s\u0103-mi pl\u0103teasc\u0103…\u00a0(Cu obid\u0103.)\u00a0<\/i>C\u0103 eu sunt o fomeie s\u00e2rman\u0103, \u0219i e p\u0103cat! vine dumnealui gol pu\u0219c\u0103 \u0219i bea p\u00e2n\u0103 se face tun, \u0219i pe urm\u0103, dac\u0103 am vrut s\u0103 chem vardistul, dumnealui zice c\u0103 m\u0103 sulemene\u0219te cu chinoroz \u0219i vrea s-o tuleasc\u0103, \u0219-a c\u0103zut peste tarab\u0103 \u0219i s-a f\u0103cut praf.<\/p>\n Jud.:<\/i>\u00a0Ce s-a f\u0103cut praf\u00a0?<\/p>\n Leanca:<\/i>\u00a0Clondirul cu mastic\u0103; \u0219i pe urm\u0103 vrea s\u0103 fug\u0103.<\/p>\n Jud.:<\/i>\u00a0Cine?<\/p>\n Leanca:<\/i>\u00a0Dumnealui.<\/p>\n Jud.:<\/i>\u00a0Ei, ce pretinzi?<\/p>\n Leanca:<\/i>\u00a0Onoarea mea \u0219i trei chile de mastic\u0103 prima…<\/p>\n Jud.:<\/i>\u00a0Bine; \u0219ezi \u0219i taci.<\/p>\n Leanca:<\/i>\u00a0Care vine dumnealui…<\/p>\n Jud.:<\/i>\u00a0Taci!<\/p>\n Leanca:<\/i>\u00a0Tac, da…<\/p>\n Jud.:<\/i>\u00a0Taci odat\u0103!<\/p>\n Leanca:<\/i>\u00a0Am t\u0103cut.<\/p>\n Jud.:<\/i>\u00a0Iancu Zugravu! Ce ai d-ta s\u0103 r\u0103spunzi la preten\u021biile reclamantei?<\/p>\n Prevenitul (e afumat \u0219i pronun\u021b\u0103 foarte \u00eeng\u0103lat):<\/i>\u00a0Eu, domnule judec\u0103tor, dumneaei zice, pardon, iar ai venit, m\u0103 porcule? c\u0103 dumneaei n-are niciodat\u0103 o politic\u0103 vizavi de mu\u0219terii. Eu zic… daca domn’ Mitic\u0103…<\/span><\/p>\n Jud.:<\/i>\u00a0Cine-i domn’ Mitic\u0103?<\/p>\n Leanca:<\/i>\u00a0Domn’ judec\u0103tor, uite, s\u0103ru’m\u00e2na, \u0219-acuma e beat…<\/p>\n Jud.:<\/i>\u00a0Taci! nu te-ntreb pe d-ta.\u00a0(C\u0103tre prevenit:)<\/i>\u00a0Cine-i domn’ Mitic\u0103?<\/p>\n Prev.:<\/i>\u00a0Domn’ Mitic\u0103?… nu-l cuno\u0219ti pe domn’ Mitic\u0103?\u00a0(R\u00e2z\u00e2nd ironic.)<\/i>\u00a0Al dracului domn’ Mitic\u0103!<\/p>\n Jud.:<\/i>\u00a0Vorbe\u0219te serios! Cine-i domn’ Mitic\u0103?<\/p>\n Prev.:<\/i>\u00a0Care va s\u0103 zic\u0103, domn’ Mitic\u0103 de la pricep\u021bie.\u00a0(Cu un z\u00e2mbet de fin\u0103 inten\u021bie.)<\/i>\u00a0Pricepi dumneatale acu\u0219ica cum vine vorba noastr\u0103.\u00a0(Face cu ochiul.)<\/i><\/p>\n Jud.:<\/i>\u00a0Ce-are-a face domn’ Mitic\u0103?<\/p>\n Prev.:<\/i>\u00a0Dac\u0103 i-a pl\u0103tit licen\u021ba.<\/p>\n Leanca:<\/i>\u00a0S\u0103 fie-al drac…<\/p>\n Jud.:<\/i>\u00a0Taci!\u00a0(Prevenitului:)<\/i>\u00a0Nu e vorba de licen\u021b\u0103, e vorba de clondirul cu mastic\u0103.<\/p>\n Prev.:<\/i>\u00a0A c\u0103zut de pe tejghea, domn’ judec\u0103tor; era pe margine.<\/p>\n Jud.:<\/i>\u00a0Cine l-a-mpins?<\/p>\n Prev.:<\/i>\u00a0Piaza rea, finc\u0103 zicea c\u0103 cheam\u0103 vardistul… Eu nu vream, c\u0103 sunt comersant…<\/p>\n Leanca (d\u00e2ndu-i cu tifla):<\/i>\u00a0Comersant de piei de clo\u0219c\u0103.<\/p>\n Jud.:<\/i>\u00a0Te invit s\u0103 fii cuviincioas\u0103 aici! aici nu-i permis s\u0103 dai cu tifla!<\/p>\n Prev. (vesel):<\/i>\u00a0Bravos, domn’ judec\u0103tor! ai v\u0103zut \u0219i dumneatale acu\u0219ica ce pramatie e dumneei?<\/p>\n Jud.:<\/i>\u00a0Nu-\u021bi permit s\u0103 fii necuviincios aici!…\u00a0(aspru)<\/i>\u00a0M-ai \u00een\u021beles?<\/p>\n Leanca (vesel\u0103):<\/i>\u00a0Hahaha! bravos, domn’ judec\u0103tor!… s\u0103 spuie ce comer\u021b \u00eenv\u00e2rte\u0219te…<\/p>\n Jud. (mai aspru):<\/i>\u00a0Taci, c\u0103 te dau afar\u0103!<\/p>\n Prev.:<\/i>\u00a0Hahahaha! Brav…<\/p>\n Jud. (foarte aspru):<\/i>\u00a0R\u0103spunde! ce comer\u021b faci d-ta?<\/p>\n Prev.:<\/i>\u00a0Am fost zugrav de case rom\u00e2n, domn’ judec\u0103tor… Dac-am v\u0103zut c\u0103 m\u0103 omoar\u0103 concuren\u021ba str\u0103inilor, am deschis tombol\u0103 cu obiecte la Mo\u0219i.<\/p>\n Jud.:<\/i>\u00a0Da’ de chinoroz cum a venit vorba?<\/p>\n Prev.:<\/i>\u00a0Am vrut numai s-o speriu c-o stric\u00a0(face cu ochiul)<\/i>\u00a0pardon, la ficsonomia obrazului…<\/span><\/p>\n Leanca:<\/i>\u00a0S\u0103 m\u0103 sperii? N-ai venit odat\u0103 cu c\u0103ciula umplut\u0103 cu chinoroz…?<\/p>\n Prev.:<\/i>\u00a0Las-o p-aia! aia-i alt\u0103 c\u0103ciul\u0103!\u00a0(Judelui:)<\/i>\u00a0Aia a fost la politic\u0103… nu-n\u021belege dumneei… fomeie…<\/p>\n Jud.:<\/i>\u00a0Bine, toate bune, dar de ce vii beat la judec\u0103torie?<\/p>\n Prev.: (obidit):\u00a0<\/i>Dac\u0103 n-am aminteri coraj, domn’ judec\u0103tor!…<\/p>\n Jud.:<\/i>\u00a0Destul.<\/p>\n (Condamn\u0103 pe prevenitul Iancu Zugravu la \u0219apte lei desp\u0103gubire civil\u0103 \u0219i doi lei cheltuieli de judecat\u0103.)<\/i><\/p>\n Leanca:<\/i>\u00a0Da, domn’ judec\u0103tor, onoarea mea, s\u0103ru’ m\u00e2na, nereperat\u0103, cum rem\u00e2ne?<\/p>\n Prev. (mali\u021bios):<\/i>\u00a0Las’ c\u0103 \u021bi-o repereaz\u0103 domn’ Mitic\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Judele de ocol:\u00a0Care va s\u0103 zic\u0103, d-ta Leanca v\u0103duva, comersant\u0103 de b\u0103uturi spirtoase… Leanca:\u00a0La Hanu Dracului… Jud.:\u00a0\u0218tiu… Las\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103-ntreb. Leanca:\u00a0Pl\u0103tim licen\u021ba, domn’ judec\u0103tor… Prevenitul:\u00a0Oleo! Jud.:\u00a0T\u0103cere! Leanca:\u00a0…E p\u0103cat pentru mine, domn’ judec\u0103tor… Jud.:\u00a0Las\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103 te-ntreb… Leanca:\u00a0Te las… Jud.:\u00a0Care va s\u0103 zic\u0103, d-ta Leanca v\u0103duva, comersant\u0103 de b\u0103uturi spirtoase, ce reclami de la prevenitul Iancu Zugravu? 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