{"id":272,"date":"2019-08-14T09:19:09","date_gmt":"2019-08-14T07:19:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dragos-serban.ro\/carti\/?p=272"},"modified":"2023-10-24T14:31:15","modified_gmt":"2023-10-24T12:31:15","slug":"conu-leonida-fata-cu-reactiunea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dragos-serban.ro\/carti\/conu-leonida-fata-cu-reactiunea.html","title":{"rendered":"Conu Leonida fa\u021b\u0103 cu reac\u021biunea"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"display:inline-block; padding:10px; background:#222;color:#fff; font-size:14px;margin:10px auto 25px auto\">\npublicat\u0103 \u00een revista Convorbiri literare, nr.11, 1880\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>Cuprins<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"#scena1\">Scena I<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"#scena2\">Scena II<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"#scena3\">Scena III<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"#scena4\">Scena IV<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"#scena5\">Scena V<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>(O odaie modest\u0103 de mahala. \u00cen fund, la dreapta, o u\u0219\u0103; la st\u00e2nga o fereastr\u0103. De-o parte \u0219i de alta a scenii c\u00e2te un pat de culcare. \u00cen mijlocul od\u0103ii o mas\u0103 \u00eemprejurul c\u0103reia sunt a\u0219ezate scaune de paie. Pe mas\u0103, o lamp\u0103 cu gaz; pe globul l\u0103mpii un abat-jour cusut pe canava. \u00cen planul \u00eent\u00e2i, la st\u00e2nga, o sob\u0103 cu u\u0219a deschis\u0103 \u0219i cu c\u00e2\u021biva t\u0103ciuni p\u00e2lp\u00e2ind. \u2014 Leonida e \u00een halat, \u00een papuci \u0219i cu scufia de noapte; Efimi\u021ba \u00een camizol, fust\u0103 de flanel\u0103 ro\u0219ie \u0219i legat\u0103 la cap cu tulpan alb. Am\u00e2ndoi \u0219ed de vorb\u0103 la mas\u0103)<\/em><\/p>\n<h2><a name=\"scena1\">SCENA I<\/a><\/h2>\n<p>LEONIDA: A\u0219a, cum \u00ee\u021bi spusei, m\u0103 scol \u00eentr-o diminea\u021b\u0103, \u0219i, \u0219tii obiceiul meu, pui m\u00e2na \u00eent\u00e2i \u0219i-nt\u00e2i pe \u201eAurora Democratic\u0103&#8221;, s\u0103 v\u0103z cum mai merge \u021bara. O deschiz&#8230; \u0219i ce citesc? Uite, \u021biu minte ca acuma: \u201e 11\/23 F\u0103urar&#8230; a c\u0103zut tirania! Vivat Republica!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: Auzi colo!<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: R\u0103posata dumneei \u2014 nevast\u0103-mea a d-\u00eent\u00e2i \u2014 nu se sculase \u00eenc\u0103. Sar jos din pat \u0219i-i strig: \u201eScoal\u0103, cocoan\u0103, \u0219i te bucur\u0103, c\u0103 e\u0219ti \u0219i dumneata mum\u0103 din popor; scoal\u0103, c-a venit libertatea la putere!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (afirmativ): Ei!<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: C\u00e2nd aude de libertate, sare \u0219i dumneei r\u0103posata din pat&#8230; c\u0103 era republican\u0103! Zic: g\u0103te\u0219te-te degrab&#8217;, Mi\u021bule, \u0219i&#8230; hai \u0219i noi pe la revulu\u021bie. Ne \u00eembr\u0103c\u0103m, domnule, frumos, \u0219i o lu\u0103m repede pe jos p\u00e2n&#8217; la teatru&#8230; (cu gravitate) Ei, c\u00e2nd am v\u0103zut&#8230; \u0219tii c\u0103 eu nu intru la idee cu una cu dou\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: \u021ai-ai g\u0103sit!&#8230; dumneata nu e\u0219ti d-\u0103ia. Ehei! Ca dumneata, bobocule, mai rar cineva.<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: Ori s\u0103 zici nu \u0219tiu ce \u0219i nu \u0219tiu cum, c\u0103 adic\u0103tele \u201eacu, unde e\u0219ti tu republican, \u021bii partea na\u021biunii\u2026&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: A\u0219!<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: Dar, c\u00e2nd am v\u0103zut, am zis \u0219i eu: s\u0103 te fereasc\u0103 Dumnezeu de furia poporului!\u2026 Ce s\u0103 vezi, domnule? Steaguri, muzici, chiote, t\u0103mb\u0103l\u0103u, lucru mare, \u0219i lume, lume\u2026 de-\u021bi venea ame\u021beal\u0103 nu altceva.<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: Bine c\u0103 n-am fost la Bucure\u0219ti pe vremea aia! cum sunt eu nevricoas\u0103, Doamne fere\u0219te! p\u0103\u021beam alte alea\u2026<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: Ba nu zi asta; puteai trage un ce profit. (schimb\u00e2nd tonul) Ei, c\u00e2t g\u00e2nde\u0219ti c-a \u021binut toiul revulu\u021biei?<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: P\u00e2n\u0103 seara.<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA (z\u00e2mbind de a\u0219a naivitate, apoi cu seriozitate): Trei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni de zile, domnule.<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (minun\u00e2ndu-se): Nu m\u0103-nnebuni, soro!<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: Ce te g\u00e2nde\u0219ti dumneata, c\u0103 a fost a\u0219a un bagadel lucru? F\u0103-\u021bi idee: dac\u0103 chiar Galibardi, de-acolo, de unde este el, a scris atunci o scrisoare c\u0103tr\u0103 na\u021biunea rom\u00e2n\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (cu interes): Z\u0103u ?<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: Mai e vorb\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: Adic\u0103 cum?<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: Vezi dumneata, i-a pl\u0103cut \u0219i lui cum am adus noi lucrul cu un sul sub\u021bire ca s\u0103 d\u0103m exemplu Evropii, \u0219i s-a crezut omul dator, ca un ce de politic\u0103, pentru ca s\u0103 ne firitiseasc\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (curioas\u0103): Da&#8217;\u2026 ce spunea \u00een scrisoare ?<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA (cu importan\u021b\u0103): Patru vorbe, numai patru, da&#8217; vorbe, ce-i drept! Uite, \u021biu minte ca acuma: \u201eBravos na\u021biune! Halal s\u0103-\u021bi fie! S\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 Republica! Vivat Prin\u021bipatele Unite!&#8221; \u0219i jos isc\u0103lit \u00een original \u201eGalibardi&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (satisf\u0103cut\u0103): Apoi, atunci dac\u0103-i a\u0219a, a vorbit destul de frumos omul!<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: Hehei! unul e Galibardi: om, o dat\u0103 \u0219i jum\u0103tate! (cu m\u00e2ndrie \u0219i siguran\u021b\u0103) Ei! giant\u0103 latin\u0103, domnule, n-ai ce-i mai zice. De ce a b\u0103gat el \u00een r\u0103cori, g\u00e2nde\u0219ti, pe to\u021bi \u00eemp\u0103ra\u021bii \u0219i pe Papa de la Roma?<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (mirat\u0103): \u0218i pe Papa de la Roma? Auzi, soro?<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: Ba \u00eenc\u0103 ce! i-a tras un tighel, de i-a pl\u0103cut \u0219i lui. Ce-a zis Papa \u2014 iezuit, aminteri nu-i prost! \u2014 c\u00e2nd a v\u0103zut c\u0103 n-o scoate la c\u0103p\u0103t\u00e2i cu el?\u2026 \u201eM\u0103 nene, \u0103sta nu-i glum\u0103; cu \u0103sta, cum v\u0103z eu, nu merge ca de, cu fitecine; ia mai bine s\u0103 m\u0103 iau eu cu politic\u0103 pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 el, s\u0103 mi-l fac cum\u0103tru.&#8221; \u0218i de colea p\u00e2n\u0103 colea, tura vura, c-o fi tuns\u0103, c-o fi ras\u0103, l-a pus pe Galibardi de i-a botezat un copil.<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (cu ironie): \u0218i-a cunoscut omul na\u0219ul!<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: Vezi bine!\u2026 Acu ia spune, cam c\u00e2\u021bi oameni te bate g\u00e2ndul c\u0103 s\u0103 aib\u0103 Galibardi?<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: Sumedenie!<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: O mie, domnule, numa&#8217; o mie.<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: Ei! fugi c\u0103 mor! \u0219i adic\u0103 numa&#8217; cu o mie s\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA (\u00eentrerup\u00e2nd-o): Da, da&#8217; \u00eentreab\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103-\u021bi spun ce fel de oameni sunt.<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: Ceva tot unul \u0219i unul.<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: \u0102i mai prima, domnule, ale\u0219i pe sprincean\u0103, care mai de care, d\u0103 cu pu\u0219ca-n Dumnezeu; volintiri, m\u0103 rog: azi aici, m\u00e2ine-n Foc\u0219ani, ce-am avut \u0219i ce-am pierdut!<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: Ei! a\u0219a da.<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: \u0218i to\u021bi se-nchin\u0103 la el ca la Cristos; de hat\u00e2rul lui, sunt \u00een stare, trei zile d-a r\u00e2ndul, s\u0103 nu m\u0103n\u00e2nce \u0219i s\u0103 nu bea, dac\u0103 n-or avea ce.<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: Ce spui, soro?<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: Ce-\u021bi spui eu, \u0219i c\u00e2te \u0219i mai c\u00e2te altele \u0219i mai \u0219i.<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: Bravos!<\/p>\n<p>(O mic\u0103 pauz\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103sc\u0103turi de am\u00e2ndou\u0103 p\u0103r\u021bile)<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: Trebuie s\u0103 fie t\u00e2rziu, Mi\u021bule; ne culc\u0103m?<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (se scoal\u0103 \u0219i se uit\u0103 la ceas): Dou\u0103spce trecute, bobocule.<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA (scul\u00e2ndu-se \u0219i el \u0219i merg\u00e2nd spre patul din st\u00e2nga): Vezi dumneata cum trece vremea cu vorba&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (dreg\u00e2ndu-\u0219i patul): Ei! cum le spui dumneata, s\u0103 tot stai s-ascul\u021bi; ca dumneata, bobocule, mai rar cineva.<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA (la pat \u0219i intr\u00e2nd sub plapum\u0103): Mi\u021bo, ai zis matale fetii s\u0103 vie m\u00e2ine mai de diminea\u021b\u0103 ca s\u0103 fac\u0103 focul ?<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (sting\u00e2nd lampa): Da. (se-nchin\u0103 \u0219i se a\u0219az\u0103 \u00een pat la dreapta)<\/p>\n<p>(Odaia r\u0103m\u00e2ne luminat\u0103 numai de flac\u0103ra t\u0103ciunilor din sob\u0103)<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA (dup\u0103 ce s-a \u00eenv\u00e2rtit \u00een pat p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 culcu\u0219ul, cu satisfac\u021bie): A! aa\u0219a!<\/p>\n<p>(Un moment pauz\u0103, \u00een timp ce fiecare se a\u0219az\u0103 bine \u00een a\u0219ternutul s\u0103u)<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (din a\u0219ternut): \u0218i zi a\u0219a cu Galibardi, &#8216;ai?<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA (asemenea): A\u0219a z\u0103u!&#8230; Ei! mai d\u0103-mi \u00eenc\u0103 unul ca el, \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 m\u00e2ine seara, \u2014 nu-mi trebuie mai mult, \u2014 s\u0103-\u021bi fac republic\u0103&#8230; (cu regret.) Da&#8217; nu e! Da&#8217; o s\u0103-mi zici c\u0103 cu \u00eencetul se face o\u021betul, ori c\u0103 mai rabd\u0103, c\u0103 n-a intrat zilele-n sac. (cu t\u0103rie) D-apoi bine, frate, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd tot rabd\u0103 azi, rabd\u0103 m\u00e2ine ? c\u0103 nu mai merge, domnule, s-a s\u0103turat poporul de tiranie, trebuie republic\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: Adic\u0103, z\u0103u, bobocule, de! eu, cu mintea ca de femeie, pardon s\u0103 te-ntreb \u0219i eu un lucru: ce procopseal\u0103 ar fi \u0219i cu republica?<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA (minunat de-a\u0219a \u00eentrebare): Ei! bravos! \u0219-asta-i bun\u0103! Cum, ce procopseal\u0103? Vezi asta-i vorba: cap ai, minte ce-\u021bi mai trebuie? Apoi, \u00eenchipuie\u0219te-\u021bi dumneata numai un condei, st\u0103i s\u0103-\u021bi spui: mai \u00eent\u00e2i \u0219i-\u00eent\u00e2i c\u0103 dac\u0103 e republic\u0103, nu mai pl\u0103te\u0219te niminea bir&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: Z\u0103u?<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: Z\u0103u&#8230; Al doilea c\u0103 fie\u0219tecare cet\u0103\u021bean ia c\u00e2te o leaf\u0103 bun\u0103 pe lun\u0103, to\u021bi \u00eentr-o egalitate.<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: Parol?<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: Parol&#8230; Par egzamplu, eu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 pensie ?<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: Vezi bine; pensia e ba\u0219ca, o am dup\u0103 legea veche, e dreptul meu; mai ales c\u00e2nd e republic\u0103, dreptul e sf\u00e2nt: republica este garan\u021biunea tuturor drepturilor.<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (cu toat\u0103 aprobarea): A\u0219a da.<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: \u0218i al treilea, c\u0103 se face \u0219i lege de mur\u0103turi.<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: Cum lege de mur\u0103turi ?<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: Adic\u0103tele c\u0103 nimini s\u0103 nu mai aib\u0103 drept s\u0103-\u0219i pl\u0103teasc\u0103 datoriile.<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (crucindu-se cu mirare): Maic\u0103 Precist\u0103, Doamne! apoi dac\u0103-i a\u0219a, de ce nu se face mai cur\u00e2nd republic\u0103, soro ?<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: Hei! te las\u0103 reac\u021bionarii, domnule ? Fire\u0219te, nu le vine lor la socoteal\u0103 s\u0103 nu mai pl\u0103teasc\u0103 niminea bir! e aproape de mintea omului: de unde ar mai m\u00e2nca ei lefurile cu lingura?<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: A\u0219a e&#8230; da&#8217;&#8230; (reflect\u00e2nd mai ad\u00e2nc) un lucru nu-n\u021beleg eu.<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: Ce lucru?<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: Dac\u0103 n-o mai pl\u0103ti niminea bir, soro, de unde or s\u0103 aib\u0103 cet\u0103\u021benii leaf\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA (\u00een lupt\u0103 cu somnul): Treaba statului, domnule, el ce grije are? pentru ce-l avem pe el? e datoria lui s\u0103-ngrijeasc\u0103 s\u0103 aib\u0103 oamenii lefurile la vreme&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (l\u0103murit\u0103): A\u0219a da&#8230; vezi, mie nu-mi d\u0103dea-n g\u00e2nd. (dup\u0103 o pauz\u0103 de reflec\u021bie) Ce bine ar fi! unde d\u0103 Dumnezeu odat\u0103 s\u0103 o mai vedem \u0219-asta, republica! (Leonida \u00eencepe s\u0103 sfor\u0103ie) Dormi, soro?&#8230; (Leonida sfor\u0103ie-nainte) A adormit.<\/p>\n<h2><a name=\"scena2\">SCENA II<\/a><\/h2>\n<p><em>(Coana Efimi\u021ba se a\u0219az\u0103 pe o ureche \u0219i adoarme \u0219i ea. \u2014 Unu dup\u0103 miezul nop\u021bii sun\u0103 rar \u00een vecin\u0103tate: patru b\u0103t\u0103i pentru sferturi, apoi o b\u0103taie mai grav\u0103 pentru ceas. \u00cen orchestr\u0103 melodram\u0103 \u201emisterioso&#8221;. C\u00e2teva momente pauz\u0103, dup\u0103 care s-aud \u00een dep\u0103rtare dou\u0103-trei detun\u0103turi de pu\u0219c\u0103 \u0219i chiote surde; apoi, altele mai multe fi strig\u0103te mai distincte, \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA <em>(se de\u0219teapt\u0103 \u0219i se ridic\u0103-n pat, privind cu nedumerire c\u0103tre u\u0219e \u0219i \u00eentreb\u00e2nd cu neast\u00e2mp\u0103r)<\/em>: Cine e? <em>(pauz\u0103)<\/em> Cine e? <em>(pauz\u0103; sare din pat, alearg\u0103 repede la u\u0219\u0103 \u0219i o \u00eencearc\u0103 dac\u0103 e bine \u00eencuiat\u0103, asemenea la fereastr\u0103, \u0219i se-ntoarce mai pu\u021bin \u00eengrijat\u0103 s\u0103 se a\u0219eze iar la loc, f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-\u0219i o cruce)<\/em> Cine \u0219tie ce-oi fi visat!&#8230; <em>(se culc\u0103 \u0219i a\u021bipe\u0219te iar; \u00een orchestr\u0103 melodram\u0103; pauz\u0103; o salv\u0103 de detun\u0103turi \u0219i strig\u0103te \u00eenmul\u021bite; cocoana sare din pat c\u00e2t colo)<\/em>\u2026 Cine e?&#8230; <em>(o pauz\u0103, merge tremur\u00e2nd la mas\u0103, caut\u0103 p-\u00eentunerec chibriturile \u0219i aprinde lampa; foarte emo\u021bionat\u0103, \u00eencearc\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103 u\u0219a, merge \u00een v\u00e2rful degetelor la dulapul de haine, \u00eel \u00eencuie repede, ca \u0219i cum ar fi prins pe cineva \u00een el, \u0219i ascult\u0103 cu palpita\u021bie ce se petrece \u00een\u0103untru; se uit\u0103 apoi pe sub paturi \u0219i prin toate col\u021burile, stinge lampa, se-nchin\u0103 \u0219i se urc\u0103 iar \u00een pat)<\/em> Ce-o fi \u0219-asta? <em>(deodat\u0103, s-aud o nou\u0103 salv\u0103 \u0219i chiote prelungite; coana Efimi\u021ba sare jos \u0219i r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00eenm\u0103rmurit\u0103 \u00een picioare ascult\u00e2nd; o alt\u0103 salv\u0103 \u0219i strig\u0103te)<\/em> Leonido! <em>(zgomotul se repet\u0103)<\/em> Leonido!! <em>(pauz\u0103; zgomotul se repet\u0103 cu putere; cocoana se repede peste un scaun cu exasperare, se \u00eempiedec\u0103 \u0219i cade peste patul lui Leonida)<\/em> Leonido!!!<\/p>\n<h2><a name=\"scena3\">SCENA III<\/a><\/h2>\n<p>LEONIDA (scul\u00e2ndu-se din somn sp\u0103im\u00e2ntat): &#8216;Ai! ce e?<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: Leonido! scoal&#8217; c\u0103-i foc, Leonido!<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA (speriat): Unde-i foc ?<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: Scoal&#8217; c\u0103-i revulu\u021bie, b\u0103t\u0103lie mare afar\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: A\u0219! vorb\u0103 s\u0103 fie! Ce te pomene\u0219ti vorbind, domnule?<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: B\u0103t\u0103lie la toart\u0103, soro: pistoale, pu\u0219ti, tunuri, Leonido, \u021bipete, chiote, lucru mare, de am s\u0103rit din somn!<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA (lu\u00e2nd-o cu bini\u0219orul): Mi\u021bule, nu-i nimica; \u0219tii cum e\u0219ti dumneata nevricoas\u0103, unde am vorbit toat\u0103 seara de politic\u0103, te-i fi culcat \u0219i cu fa\u021ba-n sus \u0219i ai visat cine \u0219tie ce.<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (impacientat\u0103): Leonido, de\u0219teapt\u0103 sunt eu acuma?<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: Apoi de! Mi\u021bule, asta dumneata \u0219tii.<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (atins\u0103): Bravos, bobocule! nu m-a\u0219teptam ca tocmai dumneata s\u0103 te pronun\u021bi cu a\u0219a iluzii \u00een contra mea; te credeam mai altfel&#8230; \u00eemi pare r\u0103u!&#8230; Cucoane Leonido, sunt de\u0219teapt\u0103; am auzit acum cum te-auz \u0219i m-auzi&#8230; revulu\u021bie, b\u0103talie mare!<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: Bine, Mi\u021bule, st\u0103i, nu te importa degeaba. De c\u00e2nd m-ai de\u0219teptat pe mine, ai mai auzit ceva?<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: Nu.<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: Apoi de! cum vine treaba asta? spune matale&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (cam \u00een nedomirire): De, soro, \u0219tiu \u0219i eu?<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: Apoi, vezi? Dar&#8230; s-o mai lu\u0103m \u0219i pe partea ailalt\u0103, s\u0103 vedem ce-ai s\u0103 mai zici. Bine, chiar revulu\u021bie s\u0103 fi fost, s\u0103 zicem;&#8230; nu \u0219tii dumneata c\u0103 n-are nimini voie s\u0103 descarce focuri \u00een ora\u0219? e ordin de la poli\u021bie&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (aproape r\u0103sconvins\u0103): De! bobocule, s\u0103 zic \u0219i eu cum zici, c\u0103 dup\u0103 cum le spui dumneata, una \u0219i cu una fac dou\u0103, n-are de unde s\u0103 te mai apuce omul&#8230; (st\u00e2nd la g\u00e2nduri \u0219i iar \u00eendoindu-se) Da&#8217; bine, soro, am auzit, am a-u-zit; cum s-auz ce nu era? ce-am auzit dac\u0103 nu era nimica?<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: Ei! domnule, c\u00e2te d-astea n-am citit eu, n-am p\u0103r \u00een cap! Glume\u0219ti cu omul! Se-nt\u00e2mpl\u0103&#8230; (cu tonul unei teorii sigure) c\u0103 fiinc\u0103 de ce? o s\u0103 m\u0103-ntrebi&#8230; Omul, bunioar\u0103, de par egzamplu, dintr-un nu-\u0219tiu-ce ori ceva, cum e nevricos, de curiozitate, intr\u0103 la o idee; a intrat la o idee? fandacsia e gata; ei! \u0219i dup\u0103 aia din fandacsie cade \u00een ipohondrie. Pe urm\u0103, fire\u0219te, \u0219i nimica mi\u0219c\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: Comedie, soro! (minun\u00e2ndu-se) A\u0219a o fi!<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: Bunioar\u0103 \u0219i la dumneata acuma, o ipohondrie trec\u0103toare; nu-i nimica&#8230; Hai s\u0103 ne culc\u0103m: noapte bun\u0103, Mi\u021bule.<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: Noapte bun\u0103. (\u00eenc\u0103 nedomirit\u0103 oarecum, stinge lampa \u0219i se v\u00e2r\u0103 \u00een pat.)<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA (dup\u0103 o pauz\u0103): Nu te mai culca cu fa\u021ba-n sus, Mi\u021bule, c\u0103 iar visezi.<\/p>\n<p>(Cocoana s-a\u0219az\u0103 p-o ureche; \u00een odaie \u00eentunerec, \u00een orchestr\u0103 melodram\u0103;<\/p>\n<p>o pauz\u0103, dup\u0103 care d-odat\u0103 se aud \u00een dep\u0103rtare chiote, strig\u0103te \u0219i detun\u0103turi)<\/p>\n<h2><a name=\"scena4\">SCENA IV<\/a><\/h2>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: Ai auzit?<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: Ai auzit?<\/p>\n<p>(Am\u00e2ndoi, d-odat\u0103, se ridic\u0103 \u00eenfiora\u021bi. Zgomotul s-apropie)<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (s\u0103rind din pat): E idee, Leonido ?<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA (cu spaim\u0103): Aprinde lampa&#8230; (sare \u0219i el din pat)<\/p>\n<p>(Zgomotul mai aproape)<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (aprinz\u00e2nd lampa): E fandacsie, bobocule ?<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA (tremur\u00e2nd): Nu-i lucru curat, Mi\u021bule!<\/p>\n<p>(Zgomotul tot mai tare)<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: E ipohondrie, soro?<\/p>\n<p>(Zgomotul cre\u0219te mereu)<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: E primejdie mare, domnule! Ce s\u0103 fie?<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: Ce s\u0103 fie? dumneata nu vezi ce s\u0103 fie? Revulu\u021bie, b\u0103t\u0103lie mare, Leonido!<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA (ciudindu-se): Bine, frate, revulu\u021bie ca revulu\u021bie, da&#8217; nu-\u021bi spusei c\u0103 nu-i voie de la poli\u021bie s\u0103 dai focuri \u00een ora\u0219?<\/p>\n<p>(Zgomotul cre\u0219te \u00eenainte)<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (tremur\u00e2nd): Voie, ne-voie, auzi ?<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA (asemenea): Auz: da&#8217; nu e, nu se poate s\u0103 fie revulu\u021bie&#8230; C\u00e2t\u0103 vreme sunt ai no\u0219tri la putere, cine s\u0103 stea s\u0103 fac\u0103 revulu\u021bie?<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: De! \u00eentreab\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103 te-ntreb&#8230; (zgomot mare) Auzi ?<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: Unde mi-este gazeta? (nervos) c\u0103 dac\u0103 o fi s\u0103 fie revulu\u021bie, trebuie s\u0103 spuie la \u201eUltime \u0219tiri&#8221;. Unde mi-e gazeta? (merge la mas\u0103, ia gazeta, \u00ee\u0219i arunc\u0103 ochii pe pagina a treia \u0219i d\u0103 un \u021bip\u0103t) A!<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: Ei!<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA (pierdut): Nu e revulu\u021bie, domnule, e reac\u021biune; ascult\u0103: (cite\u0219te tremur\u00e2nd) \u201eReac\u021biunea a prins iar la limb\u0103. Ca un strigoi \u00een \u00eentunerec, ea st\u0103 la p\u00e2nd\u0103 ascu\u021bindu-\u0219i ghearele \u0219i a\u0219tept\u00e2nd momentul oportun pentru poftele ei antina\u021bionale\u2026 Na\u021biune, fii de\u0219teapt\u0103!&#8221; (cu dezolare) \u0218i noi dormim, domnule!<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (asemenea): Cine stric\u0103, soro, dac\u0103 nu mi-ai citit gazeta de cu seara!<\/p>\n<p>(Zgomot tare)<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA (pr\u0103p\u0103dit): \u0218i pe mine m\u0103 \u0219tiu to\u021bi reac\u021bionarii c\u0103 sunt republican, c\u0103 sunt pentru na\u021biune.<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (tremur\u00e2nd \u0219i \u00eencep\u00e2nd s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103): Ce-i de f\u0103cut, soro?<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA (st\u0103p\u00e2nindu-se ca s\u0103-i fac\u0103 curaj): Nu te speria, Mi\u021bule, nu te speria&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>(Salve \u0219i chiote foarte apropiate)<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: Iute, soro, pune m\u00e2na.<\/p>\n<p>(Am\u00e2ndoi trag cear\u0219afurile din paturi \u00een mijlocul casii, golesc dulapul, scrinul, \u0219i fac dou\u0103 leg\u0103turi mari; apoi baricadeaz\u0103 u\u0219a cu paturile \u0219i cu mobilele)<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA (lucr\u00e2nd): Mergem la gar\u0103 p\u00e2n dosul Ci\u0219megiului, \u0219i plec\u0103m p\u00e2n\u0103-n ziu\u0103 cu trenul la Ploie\u0219ti\u2026 Acolo nu mai mi-e fric\u0103: sunt \u00eentre ai mei! republicani to\u021bi, s\u0103racii!<\/p>\n<p>(Zgomot \u0219i mai aproape)<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (\u00eengrozit\u0103, oprindu-se din lucru \u0219i ascult\u00e2nd): Soro! soro! auzi dumneata? Zavragiii vin \u00eencoace!<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA (asemenea): Auz&#8230; (tremur\u0103) \u0218i cum sunt eu deocheat, drept aicea vin, s\u0103 ne d\u0103r\u00e2me casa.<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (\u00eendoindu-se de genuchi \u0219i \u00eenec\u00e2ndu-se): Nu-mi spune, soro, c\u0103 mor!<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: F\u0103 iute, iute!<\/p>\n<p>(Zgomotul \u0219i mai aproape; Leonida cade-n genuchi)<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: Soro, mor! a intrat \u00een uli\u021ba noastr\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: Stinge lampa!<\/p>\n<p>(Cocoana sufl\u0103 iute \u00een lamp\u0103; zgomotul este sub ferestre. Am\u00e2ndoi sunt tr\u0103sni\u021bi. O pauz\u0103, zgomot \u0219i apoi c\u00e2teva b\u0103t\u0103i \u00een u\u0219a d-afar\u0103)<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (\u0219optind): Sunt la u\u0219\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA (asemenea): At\u00e2t mi-a fost!&#8230; Nu te mi\u0219ca. (b\u0103t\u0103ile se repet\u0103 mai tare; zgomotul s-a cam dep\u0103rtat). S\u0103 ne ascundem \u00een dulap&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: S\u0103 l\u0103s\u0103m calabal\u00e2cul \u0219i s\u0103 s\u0103rim pe fereastr\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: Dar dac\u0103 or fi intrat \u00een curte?<\/p>\n<p>(B\u0103t\u0103ile \u00een u\u0219\u0103 se \u00eendesesc cu ner\u0103bdare; zgomotul se dep\u0103rteaz\u0103 mereu)<\/p>\n<p>UN GLAS DE FEMEIE (d-afar\u0103): Dar asta, comedie!<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (cu uimire, plec\u00e2ndu-se spre u\u0219\u0103 s-asculte): &#8216;Ai?<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA (oprind-o): St! nu te mi\u0219ca!<\/p>\n<p>(Pumni tari \u00een u\u0219\u0103; zgomotul \u0219i mai departe)<\/p>\n<p>GLASUL (d-afar\u0103): Ei! Doamne! (strig\u00e2nd) Coni\u021b\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (uimit\u0103): E slujnica, Leonido, Safta.<\/p>\n<p>(Chiotele \u0219i \u00eempu\u0219c\u0103turile d-abia se mai aud foarte departe)<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA: St! parc\u0103 s-a mai dep\u0103rtat zavera!<\/p>\n<p>(B\u0103t\u0103i desperate \u00een u\u0219\u0103)<\/p>\n<p>GLASUL (d-afar\u0103): Deschide, cocoan\u0103, s\u0103 fac focul. (o pauz\u0103. Leonida \u0219i Efimi\u021ba ascult\u0103 uimi\u021bi, ne\u0219tiind ce s\u0103 creaz\u0103) Vai de mine! nu-i bun\u0103 asta! a p\u0103\u021bit boierii ceva!<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: E Safta&#8230; (vrea s\u0103 mearg\u0103 la u\u0219\u0103)<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA (oprind-o): St! nu deschide o dat\u0103 cu capul!<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (nemaiput\u00e2nd r\u0103bda \u0219i zmucindu-se): Trebuie s\u0103 deschiz, soro, c\u0103-ncepe dobitoaca s\u0103 \u021bipe \u0219i-i mai r\u0103u: ne d\u0103 de gol la zavragii!<\/p>\n<p>(B\u0103t\u0103i din toate puterile \u00een u\u0219\u0103)<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA (comprim\u00e2ndu-\u0219i inima \u0219i cu un ton de suprem\u0103 resignare): Deschide!<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (merg\u00e2nd \u00een v\u00e2rful degetelor la u\u0219\u0103, \u00eentreab\u0103 cu gura jum\u0103tate): Cine e?<\/p>\n<p>GLASUL (d-afar\u0103): Eu, cocoan\u0103; am venit s\u0103 fac focul.<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (st\u0103 un minut la \u00eendoial\u0103, apoi se hot\u0103r\u0103\u0219te \u0219i, d\u00e2nd \u00een l\u0103turi baricada, deschide \u0219i cu glasul alertat): Haide, intr\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>(\u00een odaie e \u00eentunerec. Coana Efimi\u021ba \u021bine piept Saftii la u\u0219\u0103)<\/p>\n<h2><a name=\"scena5\">SCENA V<\/a><\/h2>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (mi\u0219cat\u0103, cu tonul misterios): Ce-i afar\u0103, Safto ?<\/p>\n<p>SAFTA (care a intrat cu un bra\u021b de lemne): Bine, cocoan\u0103, ce s\u0103 fie! Da&#8217; p\u00e2n-acuma n-am putut \u00eenchide ochii: toat\u0103 noaptea a fost mas\u0103 mare la b\u0103canul din col\u021b; acu d-abia s-a spart cheful. Adineaori a trecut p-aici vreo c\u00e2\u021biva, se duceau acas\u0103 pe dou\u0103 c\u0103r\u0103ri; era \u0219i Nae Ipingescu, ipistatul, beat fr\u00e2nt; chiuia \u0219i tr\u0103gea la pistoale&#8230; obicei mitoc\u0103nesc.<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA (nedomirit): Ce obicei?<\/p>\n<p>SAFTA: \u0218tii, a f\u0103cut oamenii chef, c-asear\u0103 a fost l\u0103sata-secului.<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (\u00eensenin\u00e2ndu-se \u0219i prinz\u00e2nd limb\u0103, c\u0103tr\u0103 Leonida cu umor): A fost l\u0103sata, secule!<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA (\u00eemb\u0103rb\u0103tat): Ei vezi ? (plin de triumful teoriei) Tot vorba mea, domnule! Omul, bunioar\u0103, de par egzamplu, dintr-un nu-\u0219tiu-ce ori ceva, cum e nevricos, de curiozitate, intr\u0103 la o idee; a intrat la o idee? fandacsia e gata; ei! \u0219i dup\u0103 aia, din fandacsie cade \u00een ipohondrie. (c\u0103tre cocoana) V\u0103zu\u0219i?<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA (cu chef): Ei! soro! parc\u0103 ziceai c\u0103 nu e voie de la poli\u021bie s\u0103 se dea cu pistoale \u00een ora\u0219 ?<\/p>\n<p>LEONIDA (sigur): Apoi bine, nu vezi dumneata c\u0103 aici a fost chiar poli\u021bia \u00een persoan\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>EFIMI\u021aA: Ei, bobocule, ap\u0103i cum le \u0219tii dumneata toate, mai rar cineva! <em>(aprinde lampa)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>(Am\u00e2ndoi sunt foarte veseli. Safta r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00eencremenit\u0103 v\u0103z\u00e2nd r\u0103sturnarea od\u0103ii)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Cortina<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>publicat\u0103 \u00een revista Convorbiri literare, nr.11, 1880 Cuprins Scena I Scena II Scena III Scena IV Scena V (O odaie modest\u0103 de mahala. \u00cen fund, la dreapta, o u\u0219\u0103; la st\u00e2nga o fereastr\u0103. 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